One. Two. TEN!

So unless you're still a hungover mess from New Years Day, you've probably figured out by now that today is the second day of 2010.

Really fascinating shit, right?  What's the significance of the second day of the first month of the 2010th year?

And then it hit me like that bus hit George O'Malley.

1/2/10

One.  Two.  Ten.

Still not with me?  Maybe this will bring you up to speed (unless you've spent the better part of the 1990s and all of the '00s in the fucking dark).

Remember this guy?

His name was Ralph Foody, and he played the role of Johnny in a film called Angels with Filthy Souls (not a real movie, unfortunately) within a film, called Home Alone.

I just want to take a second to thank you for your contribution to American cinema, Mr. Foody.  And though you left us in 1999 to no doubt get your gangster-on in the big film within the film in the sky; you will be quoted until the Seventh Seal is broken and God gives us to the count of ten to get our ugly, yellow, no-good keesters off His property -- before He pumps our guts full of lead.

At least, that's how I picture it.

Man.  To this day, I still want to get that clip on a DVD to play for the pizza guy the next time I call for a delivery.

One.  Two.  Ten.

"Keep the change, ya filthy animals."