Google wants you to waste more time on Google than you already do.

Have you been on Google today?

Sure you have.  Everyone uses Google.  Well, everyone except the six people in the backwoods of Alabama who just got the Internet.

Welcome to 1995, East Jesus Nowhere, Alabama.  SPOILER ALERT! O.J. isn't guilty.

Google is celebrating the 30th birthday of a partially eaten two-dimensional lemon meringue pie who has an appetite for ghosts, fruit and, well, balls.

See?  Balls.

In honor of our ball-munching, ghost-busting hero; Google turned their logo on the homepage into an interactive Pac-Man board.

Clearly Google is promoting unproductive behavior at the workplace.  Had you not been distracted by this epic waste of company time, you would've been searching for more important things like what Ashton had for breakfast.

All I ask is that you stop searching for midget porn long enough to appreciate one of the classics that started it all.  East Jesus Nowhere, Alabama, however, will be enjoying Pac-Man on their television screens, as they just received their first shipment of Atari 2600s three weeks ago.