Care Bears: Back in Action

People aren't hugging, sharing, smiling or playing much anymore.  The Care Bears' way of life is threatened by the lack of love in the world, and dammit, they're going to do something about it.

They're ready to make you love until it hurts.

They'll make you remember the values you've long since forgotten.  And they're going to do it with force.

But don't worry.  This epic re-imagining still holds true to the Care Bear roots.  That's right, '80s kids.  They're bringing back the Care Bear Stare.  In eye-popping hi-def.

Care Bears always win staring contests.

Enough talk.  Buckle up, ladies and gents, and prepare for cleanup after you shit/piss/jizz in your pants -- or whatever reactionary bodily fluid you expel when you see something amazing.

Thanksgiving 2011 is going to kick so much ass.

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