Tripping balls? 76 is here to help.

Via The Daily What.

While we're on the subject of hilarious signs at gas stations, this one found at a 76 had me laughing so hard I had milk coming out of my ass.

Don't worry, I'll get it looked at.

Here's the sign.

Actually, I'm not entirely sure you do get it.

We've all been there.  Though, I think if you're on E, you're going to have bigger problems with your girlfriend's father than getting her home at 11:05.