I never paid attention in History class when I was in school, so I don't know (or care to look stupid by trying to explain) the events of July 4th, 1776, or those that led to it.
I just know that because of what happened then; we get to celebrate by risking life, limb and permanent disfigurement with shit that goes boom on this day every year.
Despite what you may have read or seen in the comics or the movies, Harvey Dent really just had a tragic love for M-80s.I love this country. I even accept it with all its faults; like economic instability and those little cameras at traffic lights that take your picture if you run a red light.
I'm going to keep this short and sweet because I know you have burgers and hot dogs to eat, beer to drink and shit to blow up. So, with that being said, I'm going to leave you with a song by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the geniuses behind South Park, who produced this song for their movie Team America: World Police.
And while we're at it, here's another one from Team America, because sometimes we need a little reminder that freedom "costs a hefty fuckin' fee."
May you all make it through the day relaxed and with all limbs intact.
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