This is Stupid #1 - The Duck Face

Welcome to a new series.

Yeah.  Another one.  Deal with it.

There's just too much stupid in this world, and it can't be ignored.

It's pretty self-explanatory.  I find something stupid.  I write about it.

See?  Self-explanatory.

Let's get this over with.

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So there's this really dumb trend that you see on pretty much every girl's Facebook profile pics.

They do this thing where, instead of smiling for a picture, they try as hard as they can to look like Gilbert Gottfried does in those Aflac commercials.

Appropriately, it's called the Duck Face.  And it's stupid.  And not cute.  And stupid.

This strange phenomenon occurs when someone (usually a girl) does this weird combination of flattening her lips but still puckering them to a comically ridiculous point, all while bulging her eyes out like her head's being inflated and about to explode.

Sort of like that one cartoon where the wolf sees the pretty lady and his eyes pop out of his head, he puckers his lips and his heart beats out of his chest and stuff.

I tried to find a picture of it for visual purposes, you know, in case you just aren't catching what I'm throwing.  All I'll say is, Google can take some pretty innocent image search queries and turn them into something vile; so if you'll excuse me, I'm going to dig my eyes out with a spork and light them on fire.

But before I do that, let me get this post over with by showing you the stupid duck face that everyone and their mother thinks is so totally effing rad, so they have to take a thousand and one pictures of themselves doing it at every bar in town.

Duck

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Duck face

The third picture is a part of a one minute 27-second song on YouTube -- which is the basis for this entire post.  I initially viewed the video on a blog called Red Means Go.  I laughed so hard I had milk, skull fragments and brain matter coming out of my nose.  Cleanup was a bitch.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.  And I hope for the love of God you actually smile for the fucking camera next time.

Some eyes were blacked out to protect the stupidity identity of some individuals.

If you see something stupid that you want to bring to my attention so I can write about it, tell me in the comments.  Or just comment anyway.  I'm a desperate attention whore who needs constant validation.

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Tell those bastard friends of yours to follow Content Unrelated on Twitter and Facebook, or Blogger itself.  All the links and shit are on the right.  At the very least, repost this on your site of choice and I'll tell you I love you and not mean it.