This is Stupid #2 - Your bumper stickers.

Bumper stickers are stupid.  I never understood the point.  Especially when a person who has a bumper sticker proclaiming a certain belief (political, religious, etc.) drives like an asshole.

But I bet he knows how to drive a fucking car.  Merge, goddammit!

If I generally disagree with the bumper sticker message stuck to the car of the asshole driver, it just makes me hate that cause even more.

If I generally agree with the bumper sticker message, I just want to run the son of a bitch off the road so his asshattery doesn't make the cause look bad in front of others.

At least 99 percent of bumper stickers are the drivers' failed attempts at convincing the rest of the world (or at least the people who drive behind them) that they have a sense of humor, but most of them just make the driver look even dumber than they would if the bumper sticker simply said, "I'm stupid."

Grammar fail.  I'd rear-end you on principle alone.

This whole rant stems from a picture I was sent of some dumbass message stuck to the back of someone's car.

Because we all need something to believe in.

I mean, really?  Does the owner of this car think this is going to suddenly change the mind of a woman who formula-feeds her circumcised baby?  You can switch your kid from formula to boobies, but you most definitely can't, like, undo a circumcision.  I would know.  I was so concerned after I saw this sticker, I went to my old pediatrician and demanded they replace my foreskin.

I spent the next three days wearing a jacket with no sleeves in a room with walls so soft I could've slept on them.

I never did get my circumcision undone.  Bastards.