Euthanasia? Forget it! Now you can recycle your used and unwanted pets!

If Fido's arthritis is acting up. Mr. Fluffy won't stop losing weight.  If maybe your ferret's an asshole and you just can't deal with it anymore.  If the local animal shelter is overcrowded.

These creatures don't have to die in vain.

Give them purpose, even in death.  Recycle them, instead.

Come again?

While it takes thousands of aluminum cans to produce one car, it only takes a few stuck-up douchebag pays-you-no-attention-whatsoever-unless-you're-feeding-it cats...

Turn "eww"...

...to produce one puppy that would totally fucking love you with every beat of it's little puppy heart.

...into "aww."

I mean, think about it.  Isn't the purpose of recycling things to turn a bunch of useless shit into something way better and totally functional?  Example:  Take all those feral cats from your apartment complex that leave those annoying-as-shit footprints on your car at night, recycle them and build yourself a lion instead.  Because who the fuck doesn't want a lion?






It's a win-win.  Your neighbors love you because you got rid of the stray cat problem, while at the same time your place is safe from getting robbed because it's guarded by the king of the fucking jungle.

I've only seen one pet recycling center, but I think the whole idea could really take off.

Because it didn't have to end this way.