Bedtime vs. hating yourself in the morning.

By the time you read this, your weekend will be over.

Unless you're still awake like I am.  If that's the case, you're really going to be pissed at yourself in the morning if you have to wake up and go to work.

You probably also told yourself you weren't going to stay up this late.  Not on a Sunday.  Not the night before you have to start school again.  Not the night before a busy work-week.  Not the night before you promised yourself you were going to wake up early as part of your (now belated) New Year's Resolution to exercise/take a shit in the morning before work/do whatever it is you fucking said you were going to to, but haven't yet, because you have no ambition or no follow-through.

Who?  Me?

I didn't make any resolutions this year.

See: Lack of ambition, follow-through.

But I did make you this fucking beautiful graph. It illustrates the impact of how late you finally decide to go to sleep has on how much you're probably going to hate yourself in the morning.  Because I'd rather stay up and bitch about staying up late and being pissed about it in the morning instead of actually going to sleep at a decent time.

You may also substitute the x-axis with the title: How Many Shots You Take, replacing the data with Two Shots, Four Shots, Eight Shots, I Pissed Myself and Please Take that Picture off of Facebook.

This graph had some serious potential at first, but after I spent the better part of what seemed like my entire fucking existence spacing out those dammed lines on the x and y axes, I really wanted to scrap the entire idea altogether and pass out.

But then I realized how important this was, and how imperative it was that I didn't let this vital piece of scientific data slip through the cracks.

The more you know.