Sunday, January 2, 2011

Said Nature to Science, "Figure this one out, bitches!"

Two days in and we've already been given our first whathtefuck?! of 2011.





It's raining birds! Hallelujah! It's raining birds! Amen!

Too soon?

Apparently these birds in Arkansas didn't get the dammed memo. 2012 is next year.

Birds, while we appreciate the role you wanted to play in the increasingly cataclysmic events leading up to the Mayan-predicted apocalypse, you really dropped the ball on this one.

That being said, thanks for keeping us on our fucking toes over 700 days before this generation's Y2K.

And people bitch when a bird shits on their car.

Okay.  One more.

LET THE BIRDIES HIT THE FLOOR.

10 comments unrelated:

  1. That is nuts... have to keep an eye on that story because I am really curious what the hell is going on here.

    SD
    simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com

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  2. If hadn't been just one breed of bird, I would have thought it was like that movie where the Earth's core stopped moving. That's some freaky stuff. More than likely it's some disease that affected that breed. But I'm with SD, I'm curious, and I want to know what the hell is going on. Mostly so I know if we're all going to die earlier than the Mayans thought. lol

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  3. this is disturbing, considering i found this
    the end of the world a few weeks ago!

    Happy New Year?
    Bruce
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  4. See now I'm super paranoid. Damn you! Did you notice how many freaking earthquakes happen in 2010? Now floods? Awww shit.

    hed www.hedabovewater.com

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  5. If you were in Arkansas youd drop dead too.

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  6. hmmm, gotta wonder if some one is testing something somewhere, or is that a little paranoid...

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  7. This article came out today FYI about the birds:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40885546/ns/us_news-environment/

    hed

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  8. That is so creepy...

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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