Content Unrelated

The advice you gave Ms. Pac-Man will get her dumpe...

2012-04-24T22:41:59.132-04:00

The advice you gave Ms. Pac-Man will get her dumped. I am a gamer, and one hour is simply not enough time. Let's look at Portal 2. Average gameplay time for that is about ten hours. It took me about 20 hours. No way am I okay with twenty days on one video game.

WONDERFUL Post.thanks for share..

2012-03-21T15:15:12.024-04:00

WONDERFUL Post.thanks for share..

You could start your own channel Pickleope. I coul...

2012-03-16T23:14:59.988-04:00

You could start your own channel Pickleope. I could become the "Asker" like the guy from yahoo answers and give 100% for every answer of yours.
All questions I have are about you.
1. Did you anytime shake hands with an UFO? Or did you let any alien mushy thing get to you?
2. Were you born this way or any recent accident while climbing flight of stairs or after skydiving this happened?
3. Do people still greet you happily if they happen to see you or you are spectacle wearing Clark Kent, Peter Parker to your neighbours and family and friends?
4. Say, in future you need to take up a temp job as KinderGarden teacher how to you expect your students to turn up (based on your hatred on children and weird analogies)- would they be forced to be exiled to outer space?

Isn't a "Phantasm" what it's cal...

2012-03-16T20:47:48.065-04:00

Isn't a "Phantasm" what it's called when you fake an orgasm? I gotta say, after reading the insane questions I got, my answers are down right salient. Screw you, Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew, you're lazy. Pregnant teens are a walk in the freaking park. Answer real life problems...like which animals are the best to get into fist fights with.
Thank you again, Jeff. I am honored to sully your corner of the internet with my madness.

Now I'm wishing my house was haunted so I coul...

2012-03-16T13:20:27.366-04:00

Now I'm wishing my house was haunted so I could have a phantasm party. Screw it. I'm just going to tell my friends it's haunted anyway. PHANTASM PARTY!!!!

I said metaphorically. stupid pickles...

2012-03-14T03:59:29.326-04:00

I said metaphorically. stupid pickles...

Thanks, Jeff. Now it's your turn to send me a ...

2012-03-14T03:42:59.916-04:00

Thanks, Jeff. Now it's your turn to send me a guest post.

You're absolutely right. There's so much i...

2012-03-13T23:37:57.325-04:00

You're absolutely right. There's so much incredibly amazing--AAAAAAAHHHHHH! I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE ON NEAR THE HANGERS THERE IS A LOT OF SECURITY! Tasers hurt! Tasers freaking hurt!
Nature is so pret--AAAAAHHHHH!!! Stop zapping me, bro!

STAY HOME ASS HOLE. You do not deserve to eat out ...

2012-02-24T09:04:16.146-05:00

STAY HOME ASS HOLE. You do not deserve to eat out in public. Where in the hell do people like you come from? Is your home a mess? I am guessing yes, if you spent time cleaning you would have a different outlook. You have no common sense do you? It is people like you that make my life a living hell....Please STAY HOME.

I would not call a server LAZY just because he/she...

2012-02-24T08:54:53.177-05:00

I would not call a server LAZY just because he/she is not writing down your requests....You are not the only guest that he or she is serving and if you have ever been a server you know that we run constantly fulfilling the needs of said GUESTS. How rude of you. Stay home please or go to McDonald's.

I wonder how Springs would feel if she was docked ...

2012-02-24T00:22:40.203-05:00

I wonder how Springs would feel if she was docked 20% of her pay every time she made a mistake, was late on work, or when another of her co workers made a mistake during a shared work project? But, she is a perfect example of how people think. Now, I wonder if she has ever served/waited tables? Doubtful.

I have nothing else to add. You just posted every...

2012-02-24T00:14:30.021-05:00

I have nothing else to add. You just posted everything I go through on a daily basis. If only we could make them understand. But, until you've done the work, most just don't get it. Great, and I mean really great write up!!

here in WI, we make $2.33/ hr and i haven't g...

2012-02-21T22:43:52.971-05:00

here in WI, we make $2.33/ hr and i haven't gotten a paycheck in almost 5 years!! if they cut wages here too, im gonna have to pay in even more at tax time!!

I was thinking the same thing as Idaho, why the fu...

2012-02-21T08:33:40.941-05:00

I was thinking the same thing as Idaho, why the fuck would they do this in this kind of economy? I thought we were supposed to be encouraging jobs, not making servers quit their jobs en masse.

Between ACTA, SOPA, and things like this, I don't even understand why we have a senate passing all of these awful bills. A room full of old, out of touch people decide how best to fuck over the country. How's that for progress?

And though I've never been in any kind of serving position, I always tip 15% unless the server is a blatant fucktard. I can't believe how many people do not understand this rule.

This irks me. I tip no less than 15% unless the s...

2012-02-20T20:36:13.242-05:00

This irks me. I tip no less than 15% unless the server is a complete douche. In California, they make minimum wage plus tips, so they're usually fairly well off. (in fact, my old roomie averaged $18/hr working at Coco's)

Slashing any wages in this economy is asking for trouble. Fuck the government!

I honestly do not understand how slashing employee...

2012-02-20T20:29:47.118-05:00

I honestly do not understand how slashing employee wages does anything to benefit anyone in the long run. Evidently what the government has failed to comprehend is that those are are barely scratching a living off what they make now, would be forced to live off Twinkies in the dark in order make rent and buy new clothes for the kiddies. It aggravates me that law makers think they have any fucking right to reduce people to well below poverty level so that restaurants can save a buck.

He was so pissed that he couldn't have Burger ...

2012-02-16T15:09:49.594-05:00

He was so pissed that he couldn't have Burger King that he knocked her into the headboard on purpose. But seriously, this is the dumbest way ever to get people to stop eating those tasty animals us normal people enjoy so much. If they want people to be vegan, maybe the first step would be to not be so batshit crazy.

Funny, it's the protein that gives me my bangi...

2012-02-16T12:52:54.476-05:00

Funny, it's the protein that gives me my banging energy.

I perform best after bacon, not broccoli.

I DEMAND A SEX CONTEST! Me versus any vegan out there. You bang your girl, then I'll give her a go. Let her decide...

For some reason only the audio worked for me. But...

2012-02-16T07:53:55.025-05:00

For some reason only the audio worked for me. But still.. That's fucked.

Hey now, Jeff, in all fairness he's just as eq...

2012-02-16T00:43:37.076-05:00

Hey now, Jeff, in all fairness he's just as equally a whore.

Be fair in this over-banging ridiculousness.

I wonder if guys will fall for this?

About time I've seen someone accurately call o...

2012-02-15T15:51:05.122-05:00

About time I've seen someone accurately call out that channel. I always see criticism of MTV and their drift away from music (and rightfully so, they need their asses pounded), but TLC is just as guilty. I don't know why they don't just rename A&E to the Pawn Shop and Hill-Rod channel. I am constantly confusing that station with what Spike TV used to be.... and last I knew, Spike was nothing, but WWE wrasslin' and MMA.

one funny post! it is seriously fucked up. i thou...

2012-02-12T20:57:00.559-05:00

one funny post!
it is seriously fucked up.

i thought they changed L in the name to Loony...

cuz that is really what the channel has become...

When was the last time a cable channel lived up to...

2012-02-09T09:18:25.838-05:00

When was the last time a cable channel lived up to its name? MTV, Turner Classic Movies, even Comedy Central! None if them even come near their name it even try. The goddamn History channel shows nothing but aliens and ghosts. Set your expectations low with television and you won't be disappointed.

well the group is now TC since Lisa Lopes is dead....

2012-02-09T08:28:32.912-05:00

well the group is now TC since Lisa Lopes is dead. but I see your point. -douchefuck

A&E is getting pretty bad as well. Unless you...

2012-02-08T21:37:50.414-05:00

A&E is getting pretty bad as well. Unless you like chasing fugitives and bidding on storage units...

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!